http://jonsianlogic.com The only rational way to look at life. Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20:33:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 2006-2007 jason@jonsianlogic.com (Jonsian Logic) jason@jonsianlogic.com (Jonsian Logic) posts 1440 http://www.jonsianlogic.com/images/logicbomb2.jpg http://jonsianlogic.com 144 144 The thoughts that ricochet around my head that I must release for fear of exploding. Jonsian Logic Jonsian Logic jason@jonsianlogic.com no yes http://jonsianlogic.com/my-week-in-tweets-for-2010-08-22/ http://jonsianlogic.com/my-week-in-tweets-for-2010-08-22/#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 20:33:00 +0000 Jason Jones http://jonsianlogic.com/my-week-in-tweets-for-2010-08-22/

Heading down to Jane and Finch on a deliver. just in case anyone needs to identify the body later. #

That should obviously read "delivery". Obviously the fear has affected my communication skills. #

Okay, in love with Dragon dictation again, after accidentally stumbling across the "send to SMS" function. #

This is the first time I've ever heard that because the damage is minuscule, it costs far more than if the damage were greater. #

Hole in tire: $20 to plug. Pinhole in tire: cant plug, $210 for new tire. Blurg! #

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Dear lord, I've almost forgotten how to tweet. #

These are pretty sweet. RT @colaja 40 Splendid Apple iPad Wallpapers | webexpedition18 http://bit.ly/9wrigo #

I'm at Long And McQuade. http://4sq.com/9g0VtZ #

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Surprisingly, it turns out "Religious Sympathy" cards are NOT what you send to say "Sorry you believe in God." #

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My Dad's great idea for a slogan for his proposed scooter rental company for tourists: "You don't need a limp to be a gimp!" True story. #

Well, handled an iPhone 4 at lunch. Best selling point? My buddy tried to peel off the "sticker" that was retinal display. #

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Alright! Netflix is coming to Canada? Awesome! Um, what is it again? Like Blockbuster, but online? #

Finally feel like I have some design to my site, and not just "Change the colour of this template here!" #

I mean, I totally did do a bunch of template colour changes, but font and logo changes make it feel more personal. #

Now I just have to start blogging again. #

It's probably not the correct way to use Facebook, but I purposefully scan the statuses for things to mock. #

Star Date 2010.0721 – #

Whoops. New app auto posting. Yep, I'm that guy. #

Man, I seriously hope the studios have the balls to release Mel Gibson's next film "The Beaver". I promise to see it 3 times in the theatre, #

Why does it seem like all the free books on Amazon Kindle are erotica? Um…also, why free porn? #

According to this pop radio station, there are currently 5 songs in the world. #

So wait, the Expendables and Scott Pilgrim come out the same day?! Double feature, baby! Haven't done one of those for years! #

I'm watching Inception (via @gomiso) http://miso.io/cF7LRe #

I was just awarded the "Movie Rookie" badge on @gomiso http://miso.io/9NpMf5 #

I was just awarded the "TV Newbie" badge on @gomiso http://miso.io/9NpMf5 #

I'm watching The Backyardigans (via @gomiso) http://miso.io/bC98PZ #

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Well voice recognition software? Not so much on the voice recognizing today. #

New car day — hopefully. Fingers crossed! #

One thing I'm realizing from all the "Predators" reviews — "Predator" was an awesome film. #

I didn't think anything could be better than Bruce Campbell doing @OldSpice commercials…but I was clearly wrong. Thanks @OldSpice Guy! #

Oops. Mistaken question mark alert! #

You know what's cool about a brand-new car? My kilometers right now are sitting at 26. Brand. New. #

Woohoo! Mayor of Toys R Us! Thank you, Foursquare! #

Explaining SEO to others just underlines how little I actually know about it. *sigh* #

Man, it is awesome how loud Piper is yelling to the waitress: "I want chocolate ass-cream! I love chocolate ASS-CREAM!". So proud. B is not. #

RT @pattonoswalt A gnu knew kung fu but still blew a dude named Lou in a blue canoe in Peru and got goo on his shoe. #thefuckiswrongwithme #

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Added #worldcup bonus — I do passable impressions of the accents of both teams currently playing, hence a running, in-character commentary. #

Childish #worldcup fun: Asking people if they know who's playing today, and then slowly saying "Uruguay". #imaybe12 #

Things I know to be true: AC on a ginger's car is a necessity for life. Trust me. #

I love that the "Double Rainbow" guy is a cage fighter as well. #

Argh! Damn auto-sign-up tweets! #

On the plus side of all the favourite #worldcup teams being knocked out, since I don't know any Spanish or Dutch people, the end is nigh. #

Mmmm. My daughter's projectile vomit. MUCH better way to start the day than Tim Hortons'! #

I don't know if I can own a Kia Soul without singing songs with the word "soul" in then. Or songs from Soul 2 Soul. #

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Now I am the mayor of TWO Zellers! Thanks, Foursquare, for helping me reach new heights of White Trashery! #

My cat is stuck in a wall. My dog is dumb, but he's not dumb enough to get stuck in a wall. You win, dog. #

Why am I only now discovering Bluetooth? I've always wanted to look like a self-important douche bag, and this is an awesome short-cut! #

Plus, it's easier to use my T-Pain app that way. #

SO, let me get this straight – if I type in #worldcup I get a pic of a soccer ball, but if I type in #boob I don't get boob pic? #

Seems suspect to me, champ. Clearly Twitter's under the thumb of Big Soccer. #

Someone is enjoying the new backyard more than expected. http://campl.us/bKJ #

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After steak last night & Red Lobster tonight, all I can say is: vegetarians, you are wrong. #

Playing with someone else's iPad is not the same thing as having your own. It does stoke the fires of envy, though. #

Someone left Girl Guide cookies in the office. Someone who clearly wants me to eat them. I will oblige. #

Either Bell Canada's cell network has ceased to exist, or my phone is fucked. Please let it be Bell… #

Yay. My phone's fixed. Clearly you were all waiting on the edge of your seats. #

Hey, guys! Did you know moving sucks? Really! I know, I was shocked too! #

Obviously I an hiding in the washroom to share said information. #

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ARGH! My boss has put the World Cup on at work — the Zombie Apocalypse is inside my work! #

When I use one of those online room planners, I feel guilty for heavily mocking my sister for doing the exact same thing on paper years ago. #

Wait, are you allowed to do emoticons in twitter? Crap, I need an etiquette book. #

Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'Jonsianlogic'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ #

I have yet to figure out the exact maximum of iPad prodding my wife will allow before buying one. I assume the cut off is soon. #

With the G20 summit in Toronto coinciding with the World Cup, do you think the flags on vehicles get confusing? #

New blog post: A Change Will Do You Good http://bit.ly/b3SedT #

I love that the World Cup has evolved from tripping to dishing out DDTs. Shame he didn't follow up with the roll-up. #

Apparently using the name "Jesus" to send a helpful email is the easiest way to send church admin into a religious fervor. #fauxJesus #

This time next week, I will own a big ass house. And yet, I STILL don't feel like an adult! #fb #

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