This is my place to vent, to pontificate, to educate, to defame, to expound, and yes, to wax rhapsodic. It's my personal brand of logic applied to the world, and it works for me.
After steak last night & Red Lobster tonight, all I can say is: vegetarians, you are wrong. # Playing with someone else's iPad is not the same thing as having your own. It does stoke the fires of envy, though. # Someone left Girl Guide cookies in the office. Someone who clearly wants me to [...]
ARGH! My boss has put the World Cup on at work — the Zombie Apocalypse is inside my work! # When I use one of those online room planners, I feel guilty for heavily mocking my sister for doing the exact same thing on paper years ago. # Wait, are you allowed to do emoticons [...]
Dear people who think naming your child "Adolf" is the worst possible choice: my bank teller was just a European woman named "Nazy". # And before you ask, no, the 'y' doesn't make it a cuter version. # Nooooo! Not Farmville on the iPhone! # Zeus, I'm wanting this iPhone 4 SO MUCH… # Hey! [...]
The positive side of "Quit Facebook Day" is that the ones quitting are the whiny people cluttering up my news feed anyway. # You know that "Ignorance is bliss" thing? That applies a million times more on the internet. Stop reading stuff, Jones! # Sometimes, when I walk through a spiderweb that crosses my doorway, [...]
Ah, #Lost I have realized it is impossible to endorse or defend you to anyone in less than a half-hour. Which I am totally willing to do. # The only argument one needs to convince someone to watch #Lost is simply to get them to watch the pilot. That'll hook 'em. #fb # Man, Naveen [...]
Off to Playdium! For my daughter, of course. Really! No, seriously! Man, is using my kids as a defense for my immaturity THAT obvious? # It's surprising that what makes a shitty movie sometimes makes an awesome arcade game. http://yfrog.com/j4hrjj # Wait, what? Robert Munsch was a coke-fiend? Between this and the death of Dio, [...]
So, Amazing Race has taught me that cheaters really DO prosper, and being nice to people costs 1 million dollars. #AmazingRace # Piper: "Daddy, which shirt today? Robot with lion-hands?" Me: "Nope." (unzip sweater) Piper: "Oh! Wolvie-een. That's a good one." So proud. # Holy crap. Lance Henrikson is coming to Toronto's Fan Expo this [...]
What the heck is going on in Brampton that the sex trade is dying? Wait, let me start that again. Hi! How are you! Oh, I’m good! Wife and kids are fine! Yes, I am a well-balanced, stable family man, thank you for asking! So, again — sex certainly doesn’t sell in Brampton, does it? [...]